I find it to be incredibly hilarious–and perhaps a true dePIctment and ePItome to my nerdism–that so many puPIls of mine, those close and even those not so close are able to associate such an obscure (yes I admit it’s obscure) sPIritual day/date with me in a way that I could never have PIctured…even if it was just in sPIrit.

I got more text messages chamPIoning this day than I did on my birthday, and probably would’ve gotten more wall posts too if Facebook didn’t act as a sPIffy bday reminder service in which people sheePIshly write obligatory hapPI bday messages. I really thought I was dreaming that I had to PInch myself..

The day is also known as the anti-Valentine’s day or White Dayin some parts of the world, but cuPId’s got nothing on it for the high I got made me feel that I was on oPIum, and in fact made me feel like I should’ve been hosPItialized for feeling like such a PImp.

And even to those stuPId PInheads who were crapPIng on it with their PIssy sPIel, I salute you too for sPIking its awareness desPIte your blatant nitPIcking anti-pi-day drooPIness PItching agenda. You all deserve a whooPIng.

Anyway, enough sapPIness, it’s time to PIllage out to find some PIe to slopPily PIg out on.